A Brief, Barking History of Pug Parades

Believe it or not, the glorious pug parades we’re obsessed with today didn’t just pop out of a glitter cannon. They go way back—yes, even before TikTok existed.

1980s:

Pug breeders in the ’80s were the OG hipsters. They started gathering in parks, letting their smoosh-faced furballs frolic. Soon, the crowds rolled in, because who wouldn’t stop to stare at a herd of wrinkly snort-machines?

1990s:

Pug enthusiasts turned the informal meetups into mini events—sort of like underground comedy clubs, without the comedy and with the added snorts. Slowly but surely, the pug parade phenomenon started to move forward.

2000s:

Boom. Full-blown pug madness. Costumes, contests, pug costumes on supporters… and more laughter than a stand-up routine. Pugs were the four-legged rockstars of the pet world.

Today:

Pug parades are a global phenomenon—spreading joy from the United States to Australia to Asia, with the help of adorable viral videos and dog influencers. The parades are part runway, part comedy routine, and 100% adorable chaos.

So, You Wanna Go to a Pug Parade? Let’s Do This.

Step 1: Locate One Nearby
Search Online: Type in “pug parade near me” in your browser—then fight the urge to squeal.
Message Boards: Scan community boards or Facebook events.
Pug Clubs: Trust us. Yes, they can help.
Pet Shops & Clinics: These guys usually have the scoop.

Social Media Groups: There’s a whole underground (fluffy) world out there waiting.

Get Ready for Pug-fest: Pre-Event Prep

As with any VIP affair, pug parades take a bit of planning.

Register: Some parades ask for RSVPs. It’s not Coachella, but it never hurts to get put on the list.
Costumes: Dress to impress—keep it comfortable. Chainmail and glitter bombs are out, please.
Vet Visit: Make sure your pug’s current on all shots and clear of sniffles.
Pack Wisely: Think pug picnic—water, snacks, poop bags, maybe a wee pug throne.
Weather Check: A pug with rain is a sad pug.

What to Bring (AKA Your Pug Parade Survival Kit)

Pug Basics:

Leash, harness, treats, water bottle, collapsible bowl.
Small mirror so your pug can get fabulous (optional).

For Comfort:

Cooling vests for warm weather, blanket or mat for nap time, and a fan (for airs of wind-blown hair).

Health & Safety:

Dog-safe sunscreen, first aid kit, ID tags (for both you and your pug, in case of an emergency).

Optional but Super Awesome:

Silly costumes, themed treats, portable throne, you name it.

Dressing Up Your Pug Without Causing a Canine Meltdown

Costume Contest 101:

Comfort is Important. If your pug cyborg-walks, no way.
Weather Wised: No fleece capes during summer, no bikinis in winter.
Make the Right Decision. Lightweight, soft materials. No torture suit of sequins.

Vinny’s Tip: “No es necesario para el clima para llevar un disfraz del pug con visión sencilla.” (Translation: Weather won’t deter a fashion icon. But stop by if you do require special equipment for the contest.)

Parade Shenanigans: What’s Actually Going On

Talent Show: Watch pugs do tricks… or stare blankly until bribed with cheese.
Pug Races: More “Slow & Confused” and less “Fast & Furious.”
Photo Booths: Red carpet, but the stars are drooling.
Raffles: Win pug swag you didn’t even know you wanted.

Want to Make Friends? Do This:

Pug-themed Apparel: A “I like big pugs and I cannot lie” t-shirt is a social icebreaker.
Join Group Events: Pug people are your people.
Smile & Wag (Figuratively): Compliment someone’s dog costume. You’re in.

Pug Parade = Treat Yo’ Pug Right

Hydration: Both of you.
Harness, Not Collar: You don’t want your pug doing funky neck acrobatics.
Breaks: Pugs get tired easily. Snort breaks required.
Watch for Overheating: Pugs don’t have air conditioning.

Get That Paw-fect Pic

Lighting: Morning or late afternoon = pug glam.
Angles: Get down to pug eye level. Yes, lie on the ground. You’ll survive.
Background: Keep it simple, let the wrinkles shine.
Candid Moments: Tongue out? Snap it. Butt wiggle? Snap it. Mid-sneeze? Definitely snap it.

Feeding the Crowd

For Humans: Food trucks = joy.
For Pugs: Treat vendors, and probably someone handing out free bacon.

After the Parade = Party Time

Professional Photos: Get that pug model shot.
Vendor Booths: Be low on pug bowties and squeaky bacon.
Food & Drinks: Get to know other fans while your pug takes a snooze on your foot.
More Contests: Don’t miss trying “Best Dressed Pug” or “Most Bemused Look.”

Pugs for a Cause

Most parades are good for pug rescue groups. Your chance to be a good person while ogling dogs in unicorn costumes.

Donate: Save a squishy face.
Buy Stuff: Cause-friendly pug gear? Yes please.
Volunteer: Spread joy, hand out treats, pet dogs. Win-win-win.

Final Word: Just Go.

Seriously. A pug parade is the most fun you’ll have with 12 inches of dog and 3 feet of personality. Dress up, take pics, make friends, and above all—embrace the snort.